She Reads Too Much

At first I was going to say "I have no words" but then I realized that was wrong. I've got lots of words. And I have pictures. I just don't know where to start.

First, an image. You might not want to click. Just saying..



Pervert. Told you not to click!

Next I'm going to make a list.

Things I Learned While Reading Bareback Blackfish:
1. There is a remarkable amount of Orca porn on the interwebz.
2. Most Orco porn is of cartoon women being fucked. Not men. Sadz.
3. You can never unsee Orca porn, never.
4. Some people hump plastic killer whales (I admit, I got lost on XTube while searching for images for this review).
5. Apparently, I am turned on by Orca porn.
6. Somehow this is ALL KAT'S FAULT!
7. A tube of lip balm is acceptable lube while being fucked by an Orca.
8. Being fucked by a male Orca is not gay because there are no balls showing? I admit I'm still a bit fuzzy on this one.

To follow up this list, I present another picture. Click at your own risk.



You don't learn do you?

While you are recovering from the image let me just say this book was quite remarkably well written. It was funny, like for real clever funny and not the unintentional funny. The author, she has skillz.

I was surprised to find myself liking both of these characters, wishing for more actual plot and story. Additonally I was stunned to find myself turned the hell on, because MAN, this was HOT! And funny. And clever.

And I no longer have any boundaries what so ever. *sigh*

Here's another few pictures.


Orcas fap just like us!


Orcas enjoy nipple play!


Orcas enjoy dildos!


Orcas engage in menage relationships, with unicorns!


Orcas suck people's dicks too!


Made you look!


Now that we've got that out of the way, here are a few of the quotes I highlighted. They give examples of the funny, the crazy and the HOT.

Shadow puppets could only keep him amused for so long, and then it was back to checking Facebook on his phone and watching everyone post updates about parties that he couldn't go to.

"Freeze!" Dom said, then felt a little silly. He didn't have a gun or a baton or a rad snarling attack dog; all he had, to be frank, was the ability to say 'freeze' in an authoritative manner. That being done, he was slightly at a loss.

Yes! That made total sense. Score one for team security.

"Oh my god, this is so stupid," he said. "This can't be happening. No-one's ever heard of were-orcas!

Dom sat down heavily on the concrete rim of the pool, dropping his phone beside him. "Great. I've solved the mystery of whale song, and it's musical Facebook updates. New-agers aren't going to like this.

"This isn't gay," Dom mumbled when he came up for air, his words muffled against Til's mouth. "It can't be gay if it's with a werewhale."

Til's broad hands began to slide underneath the water-logged fabric of Dom's shirt, sprawling across the flat plane of his stomach. "So what does that make it?"

Dom let his head loll back against the rim of the pool. "Bestiality, probably? Fuck, that's even worse. Okay, no I changed my mind. This can be gay. Gay is fine. Gay doesn't earn me a lifetime ban from zoos and pet stores."

What was that saying? It's not gay if the balls don't touch? Til didn't seem to have any of those out on display, so technically Dom going to town on his giant whale dick wasn't gay in the slightest. Thank you, internet, he thought.

God, he was probably going to pop a boner every time he smelled saltwater for the rest of his life.

"I don't know how gay whales do things, but humans kind of need lube to pave the way. I mean, even without that fucking kraken you're packing.

Dom leant back in, wet thighs sliding against Til's skin. "Usually? For stopping my lips from getting chapped and gross after being out in the cold fucking air all night. Right now? For making sure that your goddamn sea snake doesn't rip me clean in half. That's one trip to the hospital that I really don't want to make, dude.

Dom felt light-headed: how was the main event going to fit?

Dom leant back in, wet thighs sliding against Til's skin. "Usually? For stopping my lips from getting chapped and gross after being out in the cold fucking air all night. Right now? For making sure that your goddamn sea snake doesn't rip me clean in half. That's one trip to the hospital that I really don't want to make, dude.

Dom felt light-headed: how was the main event going to fit?

There was something moving between them, a rhythmic thudding bumping against him. With a jump, he realised that it was Til's other hand, jerking off the portion of his cock that couldn't fit into Dom. The obscene porno overload of it all left him moaning pitifully, the noise echoing around the water.

<-that right there? F'in' hot!<br/>

"Oh, god." Dom rolled his face into the crook of his arm, face burning. "Come in me, dude, just-- just fucking come in me, fill me with it--"

It was obscene, it was depraved, he wished he was hard again so he could come from that alone, jerking off at the sensation of being used.

A moment later an orca swam away through the water, bringing its tail down in a playful slap that drenched Dom from head to toe.

Guys, this is free on Amazon. Please don't deny yourselves. Just. Don't.