It was like reading a how-to manual. Absolutely no passion in or out of the bedroom. The entire "relationship" up in the air the entire time.
The kink involved could have been hot - if it had happened more than once and if it all hadn't been so clinical.
Ended with a...I don't know. Not even a HFN.
I reached the last page and said "what just happened"? I wish I was doing this review on my computer and not my phone cause it REALLY needs gifs. I'll have to go back and add then tomorrow.